People say that weed addicts deserve to die, but I think they are awesome. For those who don't know what weed is, I didn't mean weed as in pest plants who steal food and water from your other plants. I'm talking about marijuana. Also commonly known as green grass, the shit or the bomb, stress relief option and also the most common name, boost juice, marijuana is a drug that makes you feel high as f***. Like literally. That shit is so powerful, you will be flying high in the sky. I ain't kidding. I'm not promoting the use of drug, I'm just saying people nowadays need a stress relief option (the reason why it's called "the stress relief option") from all the hustling and bustling around them. Some people prefer vaping, some like jogging. But for those who want to #yolo it and feel the adrenaline rush of weed, I am here to teach you how to roll a joint (with marijuana as its filling) and why you should.
First off, how to roll a blunt. There are many variations of joints, ranging from sizes to types of buds to the types of paper (never use money like what most movies show you - it smells like pubes when you burn it) people use. Start off by buying yourself some post-it notes. These are quite durable, and these will be the paper layer of a normal cigarette. Next, grab a bunch of marijuana and just dump that shit on the post it notes, roll it together, and just smoke that shit raw because we do whatever we want. We raw as f***. People might make a filter from another post-it note so that they don't inhale like all of the smoke since it's kinda strong and might minus 20 years of your lifespan for every puff you take, but since we tough and ain't no pussy, we do things our own way. In the end, we are going to die anyway, so why not die faster.
Now you must be thinking in your mind right now,"What are the good uses of marijuana?" To me, one of the main pros and benefits from smoking weed is because it makes you hallucinate. Who in their right mind hates being high? It makes all your dreams come true. Imagine you in a world filled with pizza, ice cream, kittens, puppies and pornography. I mean, nothing beats a land filled with them. Or imagine you just spending time with your crush who is clearly out of your league. You know it's impossible, but that doesn't mean you can't IMAGINE it, right? Exactly. So go smoke some more and never stop.
Next, people who start smoking marijuana because it's good to be an anarchist once in awhile. As humans, rebellion runs in our blood. Going against rules once in awhile makes you feel good since you are doing something normal and average people have probably never done before. And on the upside, you aren't really affecting anyone else are you? There's a reason why the police catch murderers and terrorists, and that's because they are harming innocent people. When you smoke weed, the only person you are harming is probably you. (Unless you smoke so much you get so high you actually go out and start a massacre without you knowing) This is why it's okay for you to smoke. I mean, you know it's bad for you and you still smoke it right? It's like saying you know it's bad for you to do unsafe sex yet you still do it right? Same goes for abusive consumption of alcoholic beverages.
To top it all of, weed should be legalised, just smoke it on your own risk. Since we all live only once, why not end it in a dramatic way. Imagine the newspaper headlines. "Retarded smart ass dies from overdose of marijuana." You will be so popular, people might start a new trend about it on social medias, since that's how social medias work. But that's another story.
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