Most internet users should have probably seen the word "swag" without having much conscious or have probably seen the word many times but they don't know the meaning of the word. As explained in Google, a swag is actually a curtain or a piece of cloth or fabric that has one side stuck to a curve or a piece of metal. But due to unknown causes and unknown reasons, the internet has decided to change the word's original meaning into something irrelevant, which occurs all the time. Currently, swag is used as a noun to describe "a type of style or presence that exudes confidence and is sometimes interpreted as arrogance", as stated in knowyourmeme.com. To shorten it, it pretty much means that people who love to boast have swag. Some might think that having swag is a bad thing, as it means you love to boast, but are there REALLY any bad points when someone has swag?
One of the reasons why I think that having swag is a good thing is because -like I already said- it means that you do everything with a tad bit of boasting. You might think, "Hey isn't boasting a bad-" And I'll barge in and be like "Bitch I do whatever I want." Welcome to the real world losers. Bam smack in your face. Now I know what you're thinking now, "Isn't boasting and being a total jerk to all your peers a bad thing?" Let me tell you something. What year is it? It's 2015. I want to be an arrogant fag and show off all my gear and crew, let me be. Haters gonna hate. I want to stroll around with my hoodies and snapbacks, let me do it.
Another reason why people should be have more swag is because you look cool. The current generations just can't live their lives without having points for looking good. Public appearances make up for everything nowadays. Walk on the streets with tattered or cheap looking clothes, you automatically label yourself as either a peasant or a beggar. Which is why people need that Gucci bag. Buy yourself a pair of Js or Kobes. Tissot? Enter my cart. HUF panel caps? I'll take some. Burberry, Vans, DC, Zara, SSENCE, G2K? I'll buy everything. Stock your wardrobe with all the newest and most hipster-looking wear, and you'll be on your way out as the hottest person out there. I'm serious. Don't forget pomade and wax and cosmetic products. Dressing yourself with clothes that look nice and then hanging out with your friends with your face and hair looking like a used old rug just decreases your reputation dramatically.
Swag should also be emphasized and used more often as it makes you feel good. Imagine you hanging out with your roll out squad and the people around wearing clothes that cost 5$. And then everybody from your group wore brands like Burton and Louis Vuitton. It just gives you a sense of hype. Ray ban glasses and of course Versace shoes. And then everybody else wore cheap plastic glasses and of course slippers. You just feel get the urge to brag to everybody about the new clothes you just bought, and make everybody walk pass you feel bad about themselves for not buying clothes. This is why people should have swag.
So far, I have yet found a single con for having tons of swag. Which is why we should earn ourselves more swag. Now live the rest of your lives with as much swag as possible. Stroll your way with your nose up high, and look down on everybody else who wore clothes and only wore clothes as a form of protection and nudity censorship. And remember to use hashtags to increase your #swag.
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