Most internet users should have probably seen the word "swag" without having much conscious or have probably seen the word many times but they don't know the meaning of the word. As explained in Google, a swag is actually a curtain or a piece of cloth or fabric that has one side stuck to a curve or a piece of metal. But due to unknown causes and unknown reasons, the internet has decided to change the word's original meaning into something irrelevant, which occurs all the time. Currently, swag is used as a noun to describe "a type of style or presence that exudes confidence and is sometimes interpreted as arrogance", as stated in knowyourmeme.com. To shorten it, it pretty much means that people who love to boast have swag. Some might think that having swag is a bad thing, as it means you love to boast, but are there REALLY any bad points when someone has swag?
One of the reasons why I think that having swag is a good thing is because -like I already said- it means that you do everything with a tad bit of boasting. You might think, "Hey isn't boasting a bad-" And I'll barge in and be like "Bitch I do whatever I want." Welcome to the real world losers. Bam smack in your face. Now I know what you're thinking now, "Isn't boasting and being a total jerk to all your peers a bad thing?" Let me tell you something. What year is it? It's 2015. I want to be an arrogant fag and show off all my gear and crew, let me be. Haters gonna hate. I want to stroll around with my hoodies and snapbacks, let me do it.
Another reason why people should be have more swag is because you look cool. The current generations just can't live their lives without having points for looking good. Public appearances make up for everything nowadays. Walk on the streets with tattered or cheap looking clothes, you automatically label yourself as either a peasant or a beggar. Which is why people need that Gucci bag. Buy yourself a pair of Js or Kobes. Tissot? Enter my cart. HUF panel caps? I'll take some. Burberry, Vans, DC, Zara, SSENCE, G2K? I'll buy everything. Stock your wardrobe with all the newest and most hipster-looking wear, and you'll be on your way out as the hottest person out there. I'm serious. Don't forget pomade and wax and cosmetic products. Dressing yourself with clothes that look nice and then hanging out with your friends with your face and hair looking like a used old rug just decreases your reputation dramatically.
Swag should also be emphasized and used more often as it makes you feel good. Imagine you hanging out with your roll out squad and the people around wearing clothes that cost 5$. And then everybody from your group wore brands like Burton and Louis Vuitton. It just gives you a sense of hype. Ray ban glasses and of course Versace shoes. And then everybody else wore cheap plastic glasses and of course slippers. You just feel get the urge to brag to everybody about the new clothes you just bought, and make everybody walk pass you feel bad about themselves for not buying clothes. This is why people should have swag.
So far, I have yet found a single con for having tons of swag. Which is why we should earn ourselves more swag. Now live the rest of your lives with as much swag as possible. Stroll your way with your nose up high, and look down on everybody else who wore clothes and only wore clothes as a form of protection and nudity censorship. And remember to use hashtags to increase your #swag.
Sunday, 26 July 2015
Monday, 13 July 2015
ULBS Topic 5
Everybody has this one thing that had always been on their minds which they always wanted to learn in their life. In the end, they couldn't achieve what they wanted to do as it just wasn't within their capabilities. They either don't have the money or time to do so. Some of their wishes are so absurd it is almost impossible to make them happen. I mean, in the end, we are still humans. We have limits. There are bound to be things that we can and cannot handle unless we go through many years of tedious and tiring training, repeating over and over again to get used to the movements that are required to learn a specific skill. But if we were granted the chance to learn one skill free of charge perfectly mastered, what would that skill be? In my own personal opinion, I would want to gain the skill to perfectly do parkour.
One of the reasons why I would choose parkour as my skill of preference is because I can feel the adrenaline rush in my body when doing it. People tend to do drugs or drink alcoholic beverages or just do whatever it is that gives them a hormonal rush, but for me it's parkour. I mean, the gust of wind as you swing from a bar onto a platform is just so cool. It gives you a sensation of being free, like as if you have a pair of wings attached to your body.
Another reason why I would choose parkour as my skill of preference is because I can look cool. I mean come on, who wouldn't look cool when doing parkour? Seriously. The creative and imaginable way of moving one's own body to travel from one point to another is so cool. And it's out of the ordinary, which is why it attracts so much attention. Imagine people just walking normally, and you will be the only one doing vaults over hand rails, or doing precision jumps from one railing to another. The crowd would stare at you with awe, wishing that one day they too will be able to do the thing you were doing.
I can also use parkour as an easy fat burning sport as it is as intense as high intensive training interval workouts. It's like trying to do a 5 kilometer run in like 10 minutes. It wears down our body quite a lot, which is why people tend to not do parkour. It takes months and months of working out just to get your body the correct shape you want it, and with the daily routine most people have these days, it's almost impossible to fit in any time for gym visits or even a 1 hour jog in the nearest park. But as a student, I can always do a few exercises after school time to keep my body in check and up to par. This is another reason why this exercise is up my alley and suitable for me.
As a side point, I also love parkouring because I can pick girls up easier than most people. As stated in my second paragraph, parkouring makes me look cool, which in turn directs more attention from girls onto me. Guys need girls, so it's normal for me to do things that can attract a girl's attention. Don't judge me.
The conclusion is that I love parkouring, and that no one else can stop me from doing what I love. Haters gonna hate, parkour is my fate.
Another reason why I would choose parkour as my skill of preference is because I can look cool. I mean come on, who wouldn't look cool when doing parkour? Seriously. The creative and imaginable way of moving one's own body to travel from one point to another is so cool. And it's out of the ordinary, which is why it attracts so much attention. Imagine people just walking normally, and you will be the only one doing vaults over hand rails, or doing precision jumps from one railing to another. The crowd would stare at you with awe, wishing that one day they too will be able to do the thing you were doing.
I can also use parkour as an easy fat burning sport as it is as intense as high intensive training interval workouts. It's like trying to do a 5 kilometer run in like 10 minutes. It wears down our body quite a lot, which is why people tend to not do parkour. It takes months and months of working out just to get your body the correct shape you want it, and with the daily routine most people have these days, it's almost impossible to fit in any time for gym visits or even a 1 hour jog in the nearest park. But as a student, I can always do a few exercises after school time to keep my body in check and up to par. This is another reason why this exercise is up my alley and suitable for me.
As a side point, I also love parkouring because I can pick girls up easier than most people. As stated in my second paragraph, parkouring makes me look cool, which in turn directs more attention from girls onto me. Guys need girls, so it's normal for me to do things that can attract a girl's attention. Don't judge me.
The conclusion is that I love parkouring, and that no one else can stop me from doing what I love. Haters gonna hate, parkour is my fate.
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